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Re: COOL ORACLE PERFORMANCE TUNING TOOLS

From: Billy Verreynne <vslabs_at_onwe.co.za>
Date: 1998/01/06
Message-ID: <68t077$6pn$1@hermes.is.co.za>#1/1

Steven Jelfs wrote in message <68re5u$15t$1_at_mendelevium.btinternet.com>...
>"Just found"!!!! Yeah, and, like, I'm the Pope

Which reminds me of a Pope joke <I know this is off topic so flame me! ;-)>.

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. Well he gets to about 90 miles per hour and, WHAM !, there are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror.

He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in." The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."

The chief replys "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says," "No, even more important." The chief replys, "It's the Governor, is it ?" The trooper replys "No, even more important."

"It's isn't the President is it?"
"No, more important", replies the trooper.
"Well WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief.
"I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"
Received on Tue Jan 06 1998 - 00:00:00 CST

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