Re: Why should I buy Oracle instead of Sybase?

Kevin Li wrote:
>
> Could anyone give me some reason for buying Oracle instead of Sybase? Is
> there any artical somewhere I could check out?

Ten top reason to buy oracle:

1. Their CEO give much better interviews.
2. You'll get a bigger hardware budget.
3. Lots more programs to play with.
4. CIOs like $4E9 companies much bettern than $1E9 companies.
5. Redwood shores is closer to San Francisco.
6. You'll never have to worry about having no tuning to do.
7. Oracle makes you sound knowledgeable; what's a "sybase"
8. You're guaranteed that you'll only need _one_ supplier (just ask 'em).
9. The marketing department makes much better brochures.
10. Pain is good.