Re: We plan to upgrade o/s on our Oracle Server

From: Mike Morgan <mmorgan1_at_mail.tds.net>
Date: 1997/02/05
Message-ID: <32F95FAF.1AFB@mail.tds.net>#1/1

Dan Bikle wrote:
> .... <snip> perhaps you have an Oracle joke
> you can share with us.
>
> I heard this one right after ORCL crashed (in 1991 I believe).
>
> q: what platform does Oracle run best on?
> a: 35mm slide projector.
>
> -Dan
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> Daniel B. Bikle/Independent Oracle Consultant
> dbikle_at_alumni.caltech.edu | 415/941-6276 | P.O. BOX 1401 LOS ALTOS CA 94023
> http://www.rahul.net/dbikle
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Dan,

How about this "Truth Table" example (heard at IOUW 1989):

Can see it	Really There		Definition
----------	------------		-----------------
   Y		     Y			Real
   Y		     N			Virtual
   N		     Y			Transparent
   N		     N			Oracle's "Next" Release

Cheers!
Mike Morgan

PS: Are you the 'Dan Bikle' who contributes to IOUG's _SELECT_ magazine? If so, great stuff! If not, just between you and me, there's another Oracle computer geek out there using your name. ;-) Received on Wed Feb 05 1997 - 00:00:00 CST