Re: Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, did I say hot????
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2015 09:22:52 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <33cff610-c0e3-4b48-b061-9fcfada8bc77_at_googlegroups.com>
On Wednesday, February 4, 2015 at 8:01:14 AM UTC-7, seanhe..._at_gmail.com wrote:
> HI,
>
You must be to post this crap here.
> This is Sean from Covanex.
And THIS is Evil Emperor Zurg, nemesis of Buzz Lightyear.
> I just wanted to check in with you to see if you or someone you know may be interested in the following position.
Absolutely not, my interests lie in galactic upheaval and planetary destruction. Do I need to update my CV?
> Any help you can provide would be greatly appreciated.
Start off with a LONG walk off of a short pier, the go far, far, FAR away and bother us no more.
> I look forward to hearing from you!
I don't share that sentiment, so go away. And take your spammy, crappy trash with you.
>
> Position : IBM Message Broker Developer
I have a position for YOU but I can't repeat it in a public forum.
>
> Location: Detroit, MI
> Duration: 24+
24+ WHAT??? Hours??? Days??? Weeks?? Months???? Years??? Eons???
>
> JD:
If you're too damned lazy to write "Job Description" why in the hell should anyone want to deal with you? Such laziness only shows the lack of attention you apply to any task you undertake.
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> * The candidate must be proficient in ESB and SOA tools such as XSLT, MQ 7, 7.1, or 7.5, IBM DataPower 4, 5, or 6, IBM Message Broker 7, 8, or 9, Sonic, or Mule.
Also required, a firm grasp of EIEIO, WTF, KMA and JWF. There will be NO exceptions, and since you haven't the remotest grasp of those it's doubtful you can reliably recruit for the position.
> They must be able to design, develop and test
Design, develop and test WHAT, exactly? Duck ponds???
> and have leadership capabilities to lead design sessions, report status to various levels of management and be able to work on multiple projects independently.
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> · They will also need to perform production support, including off hours.
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Then those aren't 'off' hours, are they?
> Regards,
>
> Sean Henrickk
Despicably yours,
Evil Emperor Zurg, Scourge Of The Universe Received on Thu Feb 05 2015 - 18:22:52 CET