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Re: Humor needed

From: DA Morgan <damorgan_at_psoug.org>
Date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:34:22 -0800
Message-ID: <1133552048.61965@jetspin.drizzle.com>


Vince Laurent wrote:
> My company LOVES metrics. And it is time again to write our 'goals'.
> They must be measurable. Why am I asking for help in writing goals
> here? Because all the finance people wrote theirs in terms to have to
> be a financial wizard to understand for starters. Now all the other
> departments are creating frankenstein goals (ones only they, due to
> their lingo, understand).
>
> I run Oracle 9i on HP-UX. My goals have to be related to Oracle
> performance/availability/etc.
>
> I just thought it would be fun to get some highly technical
> terminology that only a DBA/Unix Admin would love into my goals this
> year.
>
> Have at it! (please)
> Vince
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Come race with us!
> http://www.mgpmrc.org

Run a StatsPack ... If you can't come up with 20-30 good metrics to meet you aren't even trying.

-- 
Daniel A. Morgan
http://www.psoug.org
damorgan_at_x.washington.edu
(replace x with u to respond)
Received on Fri Dec 02 2005 - 13:34:22 CST

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