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Vince Laurent wrote:
> My company LOVES metrics. And it is time again to write our 'goals'.
> They must be measurable. Why am I asking for help in writing goals
> here? Because all the finance people wrote theirs in terms to have to
> be a financial wizard to understand for starters. Now all the other
> departments are creating frankenstein goals (ones only they, due to
> their lingo, understand).
>
> I run Oracle 9i on HP-UX. My goals have to be related to Oracle
> performance/availability/etc.
>
> I just thought it would be fun to get some highly technical
> terminology that only a DBA/Unix Admin would love into my goals this
> year.
>
> Have at it! (please)
> Vince
>
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-- Daniel A. Morgan http://www.psoug.org damorgan_at_x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)Received on Fri Dec 02 2005 - 13:34:22 CST