Humor needed

From: Vince Laurent <vincelaurent_at_REMOVETHISsbcglobal.net>
Date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:13:02 GMT
Message-ID: <pt61p1hqtd45m3j3hicegv8rlukl1s5g0m@4ax.com>

My company LOVES metrics. And it is time again to write our 'goals'. They must be measurable. Why am I asking for help in writing goals here? Because all the finance people wrote theirs in terms to have to be a financial wizard to understand for starters. Now all the other departments are creating frankenstein goals (ones only they, due to their lingo, understand).

I run Oracle 9i on HP-UX. My goals have to be related to Oracle performance/availability/etc.

I just thought it would be fun to get some highly technical terminology that only a DBA/Unix Admin would love into my goals this year.

Have at it! (please)
Vince

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http://www.mgpmrc.org Received on Fri Dec 02 2005 - 13:13:02 CST