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Re: Joke: DBAs vs. Developers

From: Tom Grenier <tom_at_sqlman.com>
Date: Sat, 01 Dec 2001 11:21:10 -0800
Message-ID: <3C092DA6.E47966BB@sqlman.com>


Just sneakier!

Anonymous wrote:

> Developer more clever than DBA?
>
> "R Chin" <robert_chin_2000_at_hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<77EN7.7865$z8.1954722_at_news02.optonline.net>...
> > Well OOW 2001 is coming up and here is a joke I found on
> > pipetalk.revealnet.com
> > I thought I share with you all.
> > You may have read this somewhere already, perhaps a diff version btw 2 types
> > of people
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > On a train to an Oracle convention there were a bunch of DBA's and a bunch
> > of Developers.
> > Each of the DBA's had a train ticket. The group of Developers had only ONE
> > ticket for all of them.
> >
> > The DBA'a started laughing, figuring the developers were going to get caught
> > and thrown off the train.
> > When one of the Developers, the lookout, said "here comes the conductor",
> > all
> > of the developers went into the bathroom. The DBA's were puzzled.
> >
> > The conductor came aboard, said "tickets please" and got tickets from all
> > the DBA's. He then went to
> > the bathroom and knocked on the door and said "ticket please". The Developer
> > stuck the ticket under the door.
> > The conductor took it and moved on. A few minutes later the Developers came
> > out of the bathroom.
> > The DBA's felt really stupid.
> >
> > On the way back from the convention, the group of DBA's decided that they
> > would try that method, too.
> > They bought one ticket for the whole group.
> > They met up with the Developers in the same car. This time NONE of them had
> > tickets.
> > Again, the DBA's started snickering at the developers.
> > When the lookout said "Conductor coming!", all the DBA's went to one
> > bathroom and all the Developers
> > went to the other bathroom.
> > Before the conductor came on board, one of the Developers left their
> > bathroom, knocked on the DBA's
> > bathroom, and said "ticket please."
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