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Re: I can't believe I can't use IIF anymore!?!

From: Connor McDonald <connor_mcdonald_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 19:10:45 +0800
Message-ID: <38B511B5.2160@yahoo.com>


Patrick Joyal wrote:
>
> >
> >If you read the manuals you would find that
> >there is an equivalent in Oracle;
>
> It's pretty hard to find something when you don't even know what you are
> looking
> for...
>
> >and if you
> >asked nicely, someone might tell you what
> >it was.
> >
>
> ... shut your f***n' face.
>
> Thanks to Hakan Eren who answer my question very well without insulting me.
>
> Bonne soirée, je fous le camp che-nous.
>
> Patrick

Hence the term "read the manual"...

Try decode.

HTH
--



Connor McDonald
http://www.oracledba.co.uk

We are born naked, wet and hungry...then things get worse Received on Thu Feb 24 2000 - 05:10:45 CST

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