Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 14:12:57 -0600 (CST)
Message-ID: <9125164.23071262722377929.JavaMail.root_at_mail.enkitec.com>
These are all the same guy.
I know him, and apparently you do, too!
- Original Message ----- From: "Dba DBA" <oracledbaquestions_at_gmail.com> To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org Sent: Tuesday, January 5, 2010 1:32:49 PM GMT -06:00 US/Canada Central Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
He is missing a few...
Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help you say you are busy with a production issue.
RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM.
I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.
Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor < painterman_at_gmail.com > wrote:
Really funny...
http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
All the best for 2010.
David
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