Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
From: Kellyn Pedersen <kjped1313_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 2010 11:35:55 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <436263.10984.qm_at_web32003.mail.mud.yahoo.com>
Since I seem to be a strange mix of all three of the DBA types in this post, (although I'm surprised to find myself to be more of the Scientist DBA than I would have first expected...) I'm wondering what the Pathetic DBA's traits consisted of.
Did the pathetic DBA have an indention worn into the G and H keys on their keyboard from banging their head against it so often? Do they type in a command and say to themselves, "What the heck did you do that for?!?!" repeatedly? Were the Pathetic DBA's "stupid DBA tricks list" in the thousands as they tried new things?
I could easily be that, too! :)
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 2010 11:35:55 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <436263.10984.qm_at_web32003.mail.mud.yahoo.com>
Since I seem to be a strange mix of all three of the DBA types in this post, (although I'm surprised to find myself to be more of the Scientist DBA than I would have first expected...) I'm wondering what the Pathetic DBA's traits consisted of.
Did the pathetic DBA have an indention worn into the G and H keys on their keyboard from banging their head against it so often? Do they type in a command and say to themselves, "What the heck did you do that for?!?!" repeatedly? Were the Pathetic DBA's "stupid DBA tricks list" in the thousands as they tried new things?
I could easily be that, too! :)
Kellyn Pedersen
Multi-Platform DBA
I-Behavior Inc.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/kellynpedersen
"Go away before I replace you with a very small and efficient shell script..."
- On Thu, 12/31/09, Niall Litchfield <niall.litchfield_at_gmail.com> wrote:
From: Niall Litchfield <niall.litchfield_at_gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
To: painterman_at_gmail.com
Cc: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Date: Thursday, December 31, 2009, 2:45 AM
My word that takes me back. - to 2003 in fact - I'm glad Don lost the "Pathetic DBA" part he had in there once.
http://tinyurl.com/yg23xf5
Niall
On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman_at_gmail.com> wrote:
Really funny...
http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
All the best for 2010.
David
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