RE: Grooming DBAs ? ...Salutations

Salutations to all - Bowing low,
This List certainly has amongst the best brains in the world.

Folks - any pointers on the Topic in Qs though?

Thanks again for everything & all the support in the past.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bellows, Bambi [mailto:bbellows_at_usg.com] Sent: Monday, October 10, 2005 10:10 PM
To: VIVEK_SHARMA
Subject: RE: Grooming DBAs ?

Hmm... Grooming DBAs. Well, I'm game.

I suggest starting with a soft sponge and some warm soapy water. If they are self-starters, they will figure out what you are trying to tell them. If not, perhaps a more hands-on method would be better for you.

Once you have finished with the sponge and warm soapy water, the next step is to comb or brush their hair. And, depending on how well groomed you want them, you might want to do a manicure or pedicure as well. Finally, you can discuss various options for garments, and then, upon final inspection, they should be ready for presentations. I can't imagine that this would require more than a part time effort, but then, I don't know how desperate your situation is.

Best of luck, though.
Bambi.

-----Original Message-----
From: oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org
[mailto:oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org] On Behalf Of VIVEK_SHARMA Sent: Monday, October 10, 2005 11:22 AM
To: Oracle-L
Subject: Grooming DBAs ?

Folks

Need to groom a team of DBAs for internal performance Benchmarks of our product. This would involve grooming some existing as well as new software professionals having a few years of working experience with Oracle Databases.

• Need to make a presentation to senior management on time, effort, scope, training plans, road-map etc. Any existing PPTs, pointers, Docs on the same?
• Also need your advice on how much effort of mine may be involved in achieving this? Can it be achieved thru my part-time engagement?

Thanks indeed

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