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RE: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack

From: Vergara, Michael (TEM) <mvergara_at_guidant.com>
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:01:15 -0800
Message-ID: <791D0E1ECDECD04D89205F33806FC38701E91B43@temmse06.tem.guidant.com>


Y'know, I have a friend who owns a Nickel-plated .44 Magnum revolver - the Dirty Harry gun, only very shiny. He took a picture of me firing that weapon, and I pinned it up in my cube with a title "The Line Forms to the Right". I was shooting towards the right in the photo.

It Worked. No kidding.

'Course, where I am now the Cubicle Police would have me fired post-haste for being such a politically incorrect anti-social gun-toting anarchist. Whatever happened to a sense of humor?

Cheers,
Mike

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From: Rachel Carmichael [mailto:wisernet100_at_yahoo.com] Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 4:47 PM To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: Re: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack

guns get you arrested. I have a minature baseball bat at my desk. Has the added benefit of not disturbing the other DBAs when I use it :)


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