RE: Re[2]: var source_data varchar2(12)

Since "making love is simpler", should they start with outsourcing it? -:)

Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
ineyman_at_perceptron.com

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Mladen Gogala
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 12:44 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

On 11/18/2003 11:54:41 AM, "Bellow, Bambi" wrote:
> > oraclei_at_orion> uname -a
> > dgux orion R4.20MU06 generic AViiON PentiumPro
> > oraclei_at_orion> make love
> > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> Raj --
>
> That's faaaabulous!
>
> Thanks,
> Bambi.
> --

Actually, it really is. It shows us that we are still very far away from Ellison's
dream of a "DBA in a box". If computers do not know how to make love, how are they
going to do more complicated things, like tuning an oracle instance, for example?
This tells us that our jobs are safe, unless they get ousourced overseas.

Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA

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