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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
Yes, left brain connect to the right part of your body
right brain connect to the left part of your body
When you do DB design your using more of your right brain. When you have SQL syntax error you use your left brain more.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: 29 August 2003 01:30
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I vaguely remember hearing :
Correct???
I think right or left just use it. I mean use something.
"Orr, Steve" <sorr_at_rightnow.com> wrote:
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking it to the off topic list.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM
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Hi,
This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document.
Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most
men use their right brain more than left brain.
Function of left brain
- remember things,
- small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2
a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
- person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to readnovels)
Function of right brain
- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason
wh! y so many 2 minute men in the world
- everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures
Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.
RF tell me if I am wrong....
PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)
Sinardy
-----Original Message-----
Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)
Tanel.
> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are
> much better "generalists" ! than men, but that men are much better
> specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but
> once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we
> kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was....
>
> RF
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
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> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> > such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women
> > just don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> >
> >
> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
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