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RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

From: Sinardy Xing <SinardyXing_at_bkgcomsvc.com>
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:59:27 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.005CD980.20030828005927@fatcity.com>


Hi,

This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document.

Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most men use their right brain more than left brain.

Function of left brain

Function of right brain

Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.

RF tell me if I am wrong....

PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)

Sinardy         

-----Original Message-----
Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during fights...
:)

Tanel.

> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are much
> better "generalists" than men, but that men are much better specialists.
> Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but once we men get
> into the University level and pick our speciality, we kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was....
>
> RF
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder <tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee> wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> > such
> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women just
> > don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> >
> >
> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
> > > >>
> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the bureau to find the
> > person
> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group it hosts.
> > > >> informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=13800091
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Dick Goulet
> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
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