RE: Normalisaition (was Re: Large databases)

> -----Original Message-----
> From: root_at_fatcity.com [mailto:root_at_fatcity.com]On Behalf Of
> Orr, Steve
> Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 15:47
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: RE: Normalisaition (was Re: Large databases)
>
>
> > It's mathematical 100%.
>
> Hmmm... while set theory and its implementation are indeed
> mathematical, database design and application development
> should be a fine art unless you're not in your right mind, er
> uh, right brain.
>
> Math -> left brain, Art -> right brain, database design ->
> whole brain.
>
> It's said that males are predominately left brained and are
> therefore not in their right mind but I resemble that remark. ;-)
>
> Finally, how can you profess knowledge about normaliZation if
> you don't even know how to spell it? :-)

We'll be arranging an emergency aid drop of 'l's to the continental US so you can all start spelling your participles-of-words-originally-ending-in-l correctly, Steve. That way you can do your database modeLLing while you're traveLLing :-) We'll follow that up with a few gentle exercises on the '-our' suffix so you can honOUR us with your colOURful new spelling :-). And then ... oh bugger it ... then we'll just drink beer and no one will understand us anyway :-)

(Hmm - I reckon we kill this thread now ... one of those red flashing lights is blinking on my mental dashboard about starting flame-wars on spelling and grammar on the net)

Ciao
Fuzzy
:-)

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