Oracle-L: RE: Purely for your amusement

From: Boivin, Patrice J <BoivinP_at_mar.dfo-mpo.gc.ca>
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2003 03:58:53 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.0055CAFA.20030228035853@fatcity.com>

tds-3 has a feature whereby if someone scans your machine, you can (via a script or manuallY) send the person a message back.

"I know who you are" is a default I think.

Something like that would be useful.

Ad hoc querying and 3rd party tools can be a problem, esp when users don't know anything about explain plans or that runaway SQL exists.

Hence resource profiles.

Patrice Boivin
Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)

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Sent: Friday, February 28, 2003 5:39 AM
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> Heh. 6 tables, 2 where statements, one of which is an outer. Gotta love
it.
>I'm thinking of building a tool that intercepts dumb SQL and emails back a
raspberry. Whaddya think, is > there a market for such a utility?

Oh yeah ... I'll buy two copies, so long as I can customise the second one to respond with "Data! You don't need no stinkin' data!"

Ciao
Fuzzy
:-)

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