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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: OFF TOPIC: Jedis, etc - was Top 10....
No, no this is very relevant to a DBA. We should learn the Jedi mind tricks.
"I need to denormalize this table".
"No you don't want to denormalize that table".
"No I don't want to denormalize this table".
"You want to go back to your desk and not bother the DBA."
"I want to go back to my desk and not bother the DBA."
A religion that you don't need to study a book, just see some movies? Nah.
Dennis Williams
DBA, 40%OCP, 100% DBA
Lifetouch, Inc.
dwilliams_at_lifetouch.com
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Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 6:54 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
GRIN... That buzzing sound you just heard was me powering up!! Back off buster ;O)
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Sent: 25 February 2003 12:24
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
"And there is no such thing as an 'unofficial' religion. It's just whether people recognise it or not."
Damn funny! I agree that there's no such thing as an "unofficial" religion but surely there is nobody (excepting the heavily medicated and chronically deluded) who truly believes that they are a jedi knight. They must be as much fun as the guys with Klingon dictionaries and transporter rooms in their loft.
Mike
PS I can feel the "take this off-list" bar lowering even as I speak.
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Sent: 25 February 2003 11:20
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Actually Peter,
This came under the category of "No Religion" which had 9+ million people in
it
(15.5% of respondents, see below).
"About sixteen per cent of the UK population stated that they had no religion. This category included agnostics, atheists, heathens and those who wrote Jedi Knight. "
And there is no such thing as an 'unofficial' religion. It's just whether people recognise it or not.
DarthK.
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