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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> Re: DBA Joke for Friday
Thank you, I will.
Dick Goulet
"Odland; Brad" <Brad.Odland_at_qtiworld.com> wrote on 2/21/03 2:09 pm:
How long does it take a DBA to screw in a light bulb?
6 or more weeks.....
1 week is planning
1 week to set up a new equipment and to install tools that query the socket
every two seconds for power fluctuations.
1 week to evaluate what can be done with the old light bulb week to set up
development and test systems week to test dozens of different light
bulb/socket/light switch configurations and to measure the speed at which the
light responds to the switch, ultimately choosing to not use a switch at all but
install motion sensors....
The remaining time is the time the DBA waits to see if anybody asks "Where is
the new lightbulb?"
Have a good weekend....those of you who are not migrating, patching or
reorging....
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