oh you tempter! I'd love to go back to Cophenhagen, Tivoli will be fun
in May. If I get on a plane right after IOUGa and don't bother to stop
and do laundry, I could make it. My boss would kill me though.
I do plan on attending that presentation at IOUG. No way I can give up
the chance to sit in the front and ask innocent questions.....
- Mogens_Nørgaard <mln_at_miracleas.dk> wrote:
> Obviously, we don't know what we're talking about. I can see there's
> a
> presentation by Rich Niemich at IOUG-A where he'll address all those
> idiots who are saying you should ignore the Cash Hit Ratio (and who
> are
> all just after making big money on their products - I loved that
> one).
> Well, to be on the safe side he's also written a very bad article
> (it's
> even - amazingly - got the NAMES of the typical waits wrong) about
> waits
> in Oracle Magasine. The editor can be excused. But what I truly love
> is
> the writing at the bottom of the article, with very small print,
> stating: "Editing help: Steve Adams". Right. Steve would write that
> kind
> of stuff and get the wait names wrong. Yep. As a consulting company
> we
> here at Miracle are delighted: We expect a lot of calls from
> customers
> who cannot locate these events or find events that are not mentioned
> in
> the article. Heh-heh.
>
> I love it. I'm just really sad I can't be at IOUG-A. Here's another
> idea: Why don't you all come to my 42nd birthday, which we'll
> celebrate
> on May 2nd (a Friday) here in Maaloev, Denmark? You're all welcome,
> and
> we'll find ways to let you sleep either in the Garage (our HQ) or my
> house. Then we'll do some cool presentations in the afternoon and
> celebrate in the evening.
>
> Let me know when you planes land in Copenhagen airport and I'll pick
> you up.
>
> Mogens
>
>
>
> Deshpande, Kirti wrote:
>
> > Or modify the set up of these tools to take action when BCHR
> falls......
> >
> > .... and that is to execute Connor's script ;)
> >
> > No more blinking red icons... or beepilepsy attacks... ;)
> >
> > - Kirti
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Jamadagni, Rajendra [mailto:Rajendra.Jamadagni_at_espn.com]
> > Sent: Friday, January 10, 2003 12:04 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: RE: BCHR Tuning
> >
> > Rich,
> >
> > That is the first alarm that I turn off as soon as I establish a
> new
> > DB connection ... even the operators in our Computer room know to
> > ignore that alarm.
> >
> > 8:)
> >
> > Raj
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Rajendra Jamadagni MIS, ESPN Inc.
> > Rajendra dot Jamadagni at ESPN dot com
> > Any opinion expressed here is personal and doesn't reflect that of
> > ESPN Inc.
> > QOTD: Any clod can have facts, but having an opinion is an art!
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Jesse, Rich [mailto:Rich.Jesse_at_qtiworld.com]
> > Sent: Friday, January 10, 2003 11:54 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: RE: BCHR Tuning
> >
> >
> > And it is! Quest's Spotlight on Oracle (the new v3.0 has some
> great
> > graphing) has alerted me nine times this week that the BCHR on my
> > production
> > ERP/MRP system was 0.00%.
> >
> > OF COURSE, I immediately bumped off the 200+ sessions, boosted the
> buffer
> > cache by 25% and bounced the instance each time I got the alarm.
> ;)
> >
> > Rich
> >
>
>
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