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RE: Database Monitoring tool

From: Sherman, Paul R. <PSherman_at_elcom.com>
Date: Fri, 01 Nov 2002 15:03:30 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.004FA86D.20021101150330@fatcity.com>


Stephane et al,

I, ma'am, am 1/2 Swamp-Yankee ("Down South" - Rhode Island), and 1/2 Maniac ("Down East" - Oh, what it is to be from Maine). Anyone who does not go back at least 5 generations in eithah state
is considered a 'furrener'. I go back to Adrian Block (for whom Block Island is named for in the 1500's, and where the first DBA in America worked some 380 years later, and where NICs were smuggled ashore under the very eyes of those dam' revenuers). Any more aspersions of foreignality cast in my direction, and I will send my seconds to you, and, being the offended party, I will choose Super-shooters (loaded with Poland Springs water, natch) at 20 paces. Please consider yourself suitably forewarned.

And now I can see how it's so easy to fill up the list with non-oracle e-mail - a large 'captive' audience, who by their very nature are inquisitive enough to read 'merde' like this! And when I say there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, I mean to say that there is very little...

Après moi, le déluge,

Paul Sherman
DBA Elcom, Inc.
voice - 781-501-4143 (direct #)
fax - 781-278-8341 (secure)
email - psherman_at_elcom.com

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"Sherman, Paul R." wrote:
> In France, you are likely to be asked, in conversation with someone who
> knows you, "how's your liver", just as someone in the U.S. might ask after
> your health, or heart.

???? I should definitely stop e-mailing foreigners and socialize a bit more with my countrymen.

Regards,

Stephane Faroult
Oriole Software

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