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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: * Sr. Oracle 8i DBA Needed in NYC- Locals Only..
Secretly recorded conversations by FBI between Rachel and her ex-junior DBAs....
"What do you mean you don't have a version of this script for Oracle 5, 6, 7.1.6, 7.3.4, 8.0.5, 8.1.5, 8.1.7, 9.0.1, 9.2??? I have a version of every one one of my 1,831 scripts for Oracle 2.1 through pre-beta Oracle 10i. I thought you said you were a junior DBA?"
"What?? You can't see that corrupted segment in the middle of this 10 terabyte hex dump of the database? Aren't you a DBA?"
"What do you mean you fell asleep around 5:00 am this morning? You mean you can't whip out a 300 page presentation on Oracle tuning in one night? How do you ever expect to get promoted from a Database Operator to junior DBA? I am really disappointed in your lack of dedication to your Senior DBA. You know that I have a bet going with Richard (Niemiec) as to who will have the longest presentation......"
"What do you mean you've only written 139 of the 600 pages for my new Oracle DBA 101 for 10i book?? I got a schedule to keep..."
"Your not going to get into trouble if you physically beat that DUH-veloper because his query didn't execute in under a second.......Oh come on, they really don't tremble and shake when I talk to them."
"What do you mean that the DBCHR is only 99.999999999, that's not good enough..."
(this email was written with all my love and respect to Rachel, which is why I just couldn't help myself but tease her a little bit...)
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 6:24 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
you people are sooooo flattering. but you might want to ask my ex-junior DBA (no I didn't fire him, we both got laid off) what it's like to work with me before you volunteer so readily.
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