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Re: Degrade a database??

From: Thomas Day <tday6_at_csc.com>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 13:53:25 -0800
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Reminds of a user who wanted to "ungrade" to Win98. They didn't know how right they were.

                                                                                                                   
                    Rajesh.Rao                                                                                     
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Of course, I meant downgrade. Could you hire me to work for you? ;-)

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If I wanted to "degrade" a database, I'd take it out to a cheap pub, get it drunk, and let it make a fool of itself on the dancefloor before taking it home for some wild bedroom scenes...

Next morning, rest assured, the database will roll over in your bed and exclaim:

"I'll feel so degraded"

:-)

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