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Re: Degrade a database??

From: Connor McDonald <hamcdc_at_yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 01:28:20 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.004DACE1.20020927012820@fatcity.com>


If I wanted to "degrade" a database, I'd take it out to a cheap pub, get it drunk, and let it make a fool of itself on the dancefloor before taking it home for some wild bedroom scenes...

Next morning, rest assured, the database will roll over in your bed and exclaim:

"I'll feel so degraded"

:-)


Connor McDonald
http://www.oracledba.co.uk
http://www.oaktable.net

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