Re: RE: RE: Rant

Yes, of course. Because they are not Oracle.

On Monday 22 July 2002 19:08, you wrote:
> Self-healing... did it have gaping wounds before?
>
> Regards,
> Patrice Boivin
> Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 8:02 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: RE: RE: RE: Rant
>
> Yes. I do. Because they're IBM.
>
> Quoting "Gogala, Mladen" <MGogala_at_oxhp.com>:
> > Do you believe them?
> >
> > Mladen Gogala
> > Oracle DBA
> > Phone: (203) 459-6855
> > Email: mgogala_at_oxhp.com
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: ltiu [mailto:ltiu_at_alumni.sfu.ca]
> > > Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 6:02 PM
> > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > > Subject: Re:RE: RE: Rant
> > >
> > >
> > > IBM's latest DB2 claims to do this. Self monitoring, self healing.
> > >
> > > ltiu
> > >
> > > Quoting dgoulet_at_vicr.com:
> > > > Right and the database will tell the end user where to park
> > >
> > > his/her stupid
> > >
> > > > cartesian product sql statement!!
> > > >
> > > > Sometime after I'm dead and buried I'm sure.
> > > >
> > > > Dick Goulet
> > > >
> > > > ____________________Reply Separator____________________
> > > > Author: "Gogala; Mladen" <MGogala_at_oxhp.com>
> > > > Date: 7/22/2002 12:14 PM
> > > >
> > > > What happened to the dream about the database that doesn't need
> > > > a DBA? Something like that was announced for the version 27i.
> > > > You know, everything will tune itself, database engine will
> > > > tap directly into the user's mind and, based on that, define the
> > > > best possible access path. Of course, the instance would spread
> > > > iself ideally accross the available disks, allocate the optimum
> > > > amount of memory, tune its parameters and deinstall any MS Office
> > > > products from the machine. Sort of Larry Ellison's version of
> > > > "I have a dream" speach.
> > >
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