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Re: the ora certified masters cert, yet again

From: ltiu <ltiu_at_alumni.sfu.ca>
Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 22:08:22 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.0048A0D5.20020626220822@fatcity.com>


But doctors have malpractice insurance and OCP does not or do/should OCP have one too.

On Wednesday 26 June 2002 22:08, you wrote:
> It takes a lot of time and effort (and money if you pay for lessons) to run
> around the parking lot flapping your arms trying to learn to fly also...
> And I'm SURE that SOMEBODY would sell you a license - for the right price.
> So it must be worthwhile ;-)
>
> I would certainly hope that Doctors aren't educated and tested like OCP
> candidates! Hmmm...
>
> [62% is a passing score.]
>
> 3) Severe arterial bleeding should be
> a) encouraged
> b) covered by the HMO
> c) stopped
> d) converted to vascular
> e) ignored
>
> 2) What type(s) of leech should be applied for an acute myocardial
> infarction? (Choose all that apply)
> a) Erpobdella punctata
> b) Macrobdella decora
> c) Pharyngobdellida
> d) Rhyncobdellida
> e) Gnatbobdellida
>
> 3) The third selection from the top on the "Configuration" menu of the
> RunAmok Technologies Defibrillator for Dummies (TM) is:
> a) voltage
> b) amperage
> c) frequency
> d) duration
> e) billing rate
>
> [...]
>
> Don Granaman
> [certifiable OraSaurus - nOCP]

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