Well,
does this question get the same place in the 'hall of
oracle list' as the legendary 'are you an
idiot..?'...;)
- Jared Still <jkstill_at_cybcon.com> wrote:
> On Wednesday 19 June 2002 00:48, Farnsworth, Dave
> wrote:
> > Hallo,
> >
> > What is dual?
>
> Are you a dummy? ;)
>
>
> >
> > <g>
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 2:07 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I don't
> think its OT :)
> >
> > A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was 'ordered'
> by one of the Oracle
> > Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix the
> DUAL table so that the
> > application will get a *specific* Sequence Number
> for something.
> >
> > DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem?
> > Duhveloper: ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code that
> says 'from dual'.
> >
> > Boy! Are we in trouble or what?? ;)
> >
> > - Kirti
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