Re:RE: RE: Production Oracle DBA Needed in Rochester, Minnes

1. My wife mows the lawn since I've a habit of running over flowers.
2. Do that every 3000 miles on both of our cars, along with rotate the tires, change the spark plugs as needed, replace fault mufflers, etc... Namely the general purpose home mechanic.
3. Every spring & fall I move furniture like clock work.
4. Had 3 kids, all currently grown, wife sent me to see the doctor after the third.
5. I pay for my truck, she pays for her car. That's the way she wants it.
6. Forbidden in our house, restaurant food has too much fat!!
7. Yeah, like where?
8. HMM, Maybe. At least it pays the bills.
9. Yeah, yeah, I save their butt and get mine kicked in the morning. Some fun!
10. Well, true in my case.

Dick Goulet

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Author: "Freeman; Robert " <Robert_Freeman_at_csx.com>
Date:       3/25/2002 8:23 AM

Hey, I got five scampers running around right now.... youngest is 9 and the oldest is *gasp* 16....

10 Reasons I became a DBA

1. So I don't have to mow my own lawn
2. So I don't have to change my own oil.
3. So I don't have to move my own furniture.
4. So I can have 5 kids and a wife.
5. So I can afford two NICE cars (well, mostly nice until the kids get to them).
6. So I can eat out every day if I choose.
7. One word, big screen TV (ok, three words).
8. Because it's cool.
9. Because I like getting paged at 3 in the morning to save someone's butt and have them owe me BIG.
10. So I can live where I choose.

RF

Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP
Oracle DBA Technical Lead
CSX Midtier Database Administration

The Cigarette Smoking Man: Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take his freedom away from him.

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Hey, don't give Lisa bad vibes! My wife & I raised three of the little curtail
climbers. Get to marry one off this June. But really kids are great, especially the second time around when their NOT yours. :-)

Dick Goulet
AKA: Grandpa

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Author: John Kanagaraj <john.kanagaraj_at_hds.com>
Date:       3/22/2002 1:05 PM

Slightly OT, but here's to a virtual baby shower and all good wishes to you Lisa. (PS: Entirely agree with Ron, you ain't seen grey hairs yet!)

John Kanagaraj

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ron Rogers [mailto:RROGERS_at_galottery.org]
> Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 12:41 PM
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> Subject: RE: Production Oracle DBA Needed in Rochester, Minnesota
>
>
> Lisa,
> You THINK you have a few grey hairs now... wait a few years after the
> "Baby Oven" finishes the glorious gift for you..... "Parental
> revenge..I
> hope your kids grow up to be just like you..."
> ROR mª¿ªm
>

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