RE: The use of schemas

ROFLMFAO !!! :D JoJo

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Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 7:58 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

On Consultant Topic

Interesting one....

It's all about an intelligent consultant...

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
edge of
a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt
next
to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a suit and Ray-Ban glasses,
gets
out and asks the shepherd "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you
give
me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep grazing
and
says, "All right."

The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile,
enters a
NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base and 60
Excel
tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-page report on his
high-tech mini-printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says "You
have
exactly 1586 sheep here."

The shepherd answers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep. The
young
man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep."

The shepherd looks at him and asks "If I guess your profession, will
you
return my sheep to me?"

The young man answers "Yes, why not."

The shepherd says, "You are a consultant!"

"How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd "First, you come
here without being
called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already
knew.
Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took
my
dog!"

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