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Re: OFF TOPIC: RE: PL/SQL

From: Igor Neyman <ineyman_at_perceptron.com>
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 13:44:29 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.003FF94F.20020129132754@fatcity.com>

Jared,

How about renaming this list into 'DummyDBA'?:) We know already about 'lazydba' list...

Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
ineyman_at_perceptron.com

> LoL...
> So many opportunities for writing books for all these dummy DBAs !!! LoL..
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 1:15 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Kirti,
> Good luck!.
>
> Does 'OCP for dummies!' come in different versions? Like, '8i', '9i Pro',
> '9i Master' (sounds good '9i Dummy OCP' or '9i Dummy OCM', isn't it?:).
> I'd love to get '9i' to upgrade my '8i' to '9i' (company doesn't want to
pay
> for oracle classes/tests:)
>
> Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
> ineyman_at_perceptron.com
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 12:35 PM
>
>
> > Igor,
> > It's a good night-cap :)
> > However, I can use a sign like that, considering what we are going
> through
> > lately.. Implementing a HUGE system converted to access Oracle RDBMS.
> > Converted from old IDMS COBOL code, to Pro*COBOL programs. Each table
has
> 4
> > copy-book routines that are called from the main program (PROCEDURE
> > DIVISION) :-) Yes, you guessed it right..... I am not joking.
> > Today, IBM is on site to fix the performance problems..... Hope they
find
> it
> > in the H/W... because they did not code the App.
> > Most DBAs are on the side line like dummies!!!
> > Installation of this monster will proceed to meet dead lines and, of
> course,
> > the budget.
> >
> > Next book on my list -- 'OCP for dummies!'
> >
> > Cheers !
> >
> > - Kirti
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:26 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > Kirti,
> >
> > Too much time on your hands?
> >
> > Does the one, who gets through it's last chapter, get 'Oracle Dummy DBA'
> > sign?
> >
> > Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
> > ineyman_at_perceptron.com
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:05 AM
> >
> >
> > > Has anyone read 'Oracle8i for Dummies' ??
> > > I have checked it out from our local public library....
> > > It's not a bad read, I am still in chapter 1, though.. learning some
new
> &
> > > interesting analogies to this techie stuff..
> > >
> > > - Kirti
> > >
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