RE: OFF TOPIC: RE: PL/SQL

LoL...
So many opportunities for writing books for all these dummy DBAs !!! LoL..  

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Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 1:15 PM
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Kirti,
Good luck!.

Does 'OCP for dummies!' come in different versions? Like, '8i', '9i Pro', '9i Master' (sounds good '9i Dummy OCP' or '9i Dummy OCM', isn't it?:). I'd love to get '9i' to upgrade my '8i' to '9i' (company doesn't want to pay for oracle classes/tests:)

Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
ineyman_at_perceptron.com

• Original Message ----- To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 12:35 PM

> Igor,
> It's a good night-cap :)
> However, I can use a sign like that, considering what we are going
through
> lately.. Implementing a HUGE system converted to access Oracle RDBMS.
> Converted from old IDMS COBOL code, to Pro*COBOL programs. Each table has
4
> copy-book routines that are called from the main program (PROCEDURE
> DIVISION) :-) Yes, you guessed it right..... I am not joking.
> Today, IBM is on site to fix the performance problems..... Hope they find
it
> in the H/W... because they did not code the App.
> Most DBAs are on the side line like dummies!!!
> Installation of this monster will proceed to meet dead lines and, of
course,
> the budget.
>
> Next book on my list -- 'OCP for dummies!'
>
> Cheers !
>
> - Kirti
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:26 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Kirti,
>
> Too much time on your hands?
>
> Does the one, who gets through it's last chapter, get 'Oracle Dummy DBA'
> sign?
>
> Igor Neyman, OCP DBA
> ineyman_at_perceptron.com
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
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> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:05 AM
>
>
> > Has anyone read 'Oracle8i for Dummies' ??
> > I have checked it out from our local public library....
> > It's not a bad read, I am still in chapter 1, though.. learning some new
&
> > interesting analogies to this techie stuff..
> >
> > - Kirti
> >
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