Re: Sorta OT: Metalink Humor

Thanks for sharing the laugh! Ruth
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> Listers,
> Does anyone else see the humor in this? From the Metalink web site, the
top
> two New & Notes topics are this:
>
> How to Ensure Uninterrupted MetaLink Access. 17-JAN-2002 N
> Temporary Interruption in iTAR functionality: US, Canada and Latin America
> Only! 14-JAN-2002 N
>
> And topic "How to ensure uninterrupted MetaLink access?" has the first
line
> of:
> "The easiest way to ensure uninterrupted access to MetaLink is to use
> MetaLink." REALLY?? Access is that easy? When it's down, USE it? Hmm....
>
> Hey, can I try it at 2am this Sunday? No? Oh that's right, the iTar piece
> is down. But if I use it, it's there, right? Something is missing in
logic
> here...
>
> "Thank you for using MetaLink! The MetaLink Team"
>
> Now that I've had my giggle for the day, it's back to work.
> Margaret
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