Hehehe... I got it covered on all fronts. And no, it
is not a joke. Unfortunately, the DIQ's (Damagement
In Question) is local, while all the systems are
remote. Gods forbid they should ask the people who
are technically competent how long something will take
prior to promising a schedule to the client.
--S
- Don Granaman <granaman_at_home.com> wrote:
> Is Las Vegas laying odds on this? I've got a few
> bucks I would wager
> against...
>
> This is not just unreasonable, but insane - even
> assuming that
> everything goes perfectly (it won't). It is more
> reasonable to assume
> that a horse is a perfect sphere or that the
> Israeli-Palestinian
> problem could be solved once and for all with a coin
> toss. Keep the
> Uzi around for a while after the upgrades. You may
> need it for
> self-defense when these same damagers come scapegoat
> hunting.
>
> Don't underestimate the benefit of the "remotely"
> part. At least they
> won't hear you swearing at them and you won't have
> several of them in
> your cube at all times - looking over your shoulder,
> asking intensely
> stupid questions, and constantly talking on their
> cell phones relaying
> status reports! Also, if you have to make a break
> for it, you'll have
> a decent lead.
>
> Only a few years ago, I thought that Dilbert was
> comic exaggeration.
> I have since come to the profound realization that
> it is subtle
> understatement.
>
> -Don Granaman
> [OraSaurus]
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
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> Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 1:50 PM
>
>
> > I hear you. Some one came up with the idea that
> 30+
> > HPUX 10.20, Oracle 7.3.3 systems could be updated
> to
> > HPUX 11.x, Oracle 8.1.7 in less than 36 hours,
> with
> > only 2 dba's and 2 sysadms, remotely.
> >
> > I shudder to think of the psychoactive compound
> > dosages that led to this conclusion. Oh well,
> I've
> > got spare pillows out in the truck, right next to
> the
> > postal worker uniform and the uzi...
> >
> > --S
> >
> >
> > --- sdlockhart_at_bigplanet.com wrote:
> > > Ain't being a DBA glamorous???
> > >
> > > Me, I'm just in it because I heard that DBA's
> get
> > > all the chicks :)
> > >
> > > Believe me, I feel your pain. I have more
> Oracle
> > > 7.3.4 databases here to upgrade than I can say
> > > without embarassment. That's what I get for
> being
> > > the new hire. :)
> > >
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> > > Scott Lockhart
> > > Oracle DBA
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