Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &
the Taliban?
- The Taliban have a running game
- How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5,
0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
- What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in
common?
- They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell
"Jesus Christ" !
- How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
- Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To the Silverdone
- they never get a touchdown there!
- What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
- Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then
Detroit would want one
- Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit Lions
playbook was stolen?
- Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
- What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a
dollar bill?
- You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
- How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody
knows and we may never find out!
- What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching
the SuperBowl?
- The Detroit Lions
- What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play
dead at home and get killed on the road
- How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run
the football?
- The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
- Knock knock
Who's there.
Owen
Owen Who?
- Oh an 10.
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