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LoL!
Make mine a double!
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 5:55 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Ross/Eric (does anyone still believe they are different people?),
I recommend large quantities of red meat, halotestin, and ephedrine. And a nice Chianti. After all, if you are going for the rage, make the most of it!!!
;-)
Scott Shafer, Anger Maximization and Hostility Specialist (aka, DBA) San Antonio, TX
"Mohan, Ross" wrote:
>
> Eric,
>
> I join with you in emptying the contents of my venom sac deep
> into the putrid flesh of shitty vendors like Oracle, Microsoft, and
> yes..COMCRAP.
>
> Getting tired of reading "Service is Our Number One Priority" when it
> is clearly fifth or sixth, directly under. "F*cking You Hard When We Can"
> or "Doing Kind of The Best We Feel Like, Depending on the Weather" or
> "You'll Get NOTHING, and LIKE IT", or "You're Our Plaything Now That
You've
> Drunk from the Proprietary Kool-Aid"
>
> Good Customer Service is really really really rare, especially when you
> factor in consistent delivery of same.
>
> Multibillion dollar corporations that get away with murder on a
> daily basis are...well...a dime a dozen.
>
> Now I must rest...as my venom sacs once again fill with their sweet liquid
> of death....
>
> - Ross
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 5:17 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
> K-
>
> I apparently made the mistake of thinking that the US constitution
> says that there is a right to FREE SPEECH in this friggin country.
>
> I'm reporting what a reseller is saying about his several years of
> experience, and what bugs the daylights out of the people that
> ACTUALLY PAY MONEY FOR A PRODUCT (known as "customers" for those that
> have never heard the word before).
>
> Note that the resalescritter was specifically addressing the
> headaches reported by CUSTOMERS at sites using service offerings in
> the "SUB-enterprise" category.
>
> Anyone feel free to call me an idiot (HELP), that I'm wrong, or
> whatever, but absent the technical merits of a "pro-Compaq" position
> having been presented in detail, all I hear is someone acting like a
> pissy little fascist.
>
> My writing wasn't exacty at the level of the Great Bard, but it would
> help if people would read a bit more carefully before they barf.
>
> Speaking of which, I'm sick of all the crap (lying/etc.) from vendors
> and their employees and the friends of their employees, and having
> them expecting the customers to kiss their a$$es all the time because
> they are some big megacorp.
>
> Of course the good news is that I can now go around telling people
> that if they want good services, they should buy IBM since there are
> so many a$$holes in the Compaq world.
>
> brgrds,
> ep
>
> [ via ORACLE-L Digest -- Volume 2001, Number 251]
>
> >
> > ------------------------------
> >
> > From: Kimberly Smith <kimberly.smith_at_gmd.fujitsu.com>
> > Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 08:16:35 -0700
> > Subject: RE: Interesting News..
> >
> > Jon, you need to get some thick skin. My company is destroyed quite
often
> > in this list (although it has been a while).
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2001 4:50 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > Eric:
> >
> > While I can appreciate that your opinion of the Compaq Services division
> > might be less than positive, would you please, for the sake of those who
> > actually work for these companies, be a little less dramatic in your
> > expression of that opinion.
> >
> > Jon Walthour
-- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Scott Shafer INET: sknd100_at_yahoo.com Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: MohanR_at_STARS-SMI.com Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).Received on Mon Sep 10 2001 - 18:10:56 CDT
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