From rgramolini@tax.state.vt.us Thu, 30 Aug 2001 12:40:09 -0700 From: "Ruth Gramolini" Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2001 12:40:09 -0700 Subject: Re: OT: football fan-hood Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain It's not because they are graceful like figure skaters, it's not because we like to see their cute little tushes when they skate backwords (o, maybe a little), it's when they have to go into the little room when they've been bad, (Ba-a-a-d Sergey, Ba-a-a-d Sergey). I can't tell it like the ad on ESPN but you get the idea! Ruth ----- Original Message ----- To: Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 2:43 PM > Hi Ruth, > Claiming ignorance here. Do tell! What is the reason? It can't be the big > scars on the face... the stick? > > Lisa > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Ruth Gramolini [SMTP:rgramolini@tax.state.vt.us] > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 1:57 PM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > Subject: Re: OT: football fan-hood > > > > Have you heard ESPN's reason why women are so attracted to Hockey? You > > might think differently about having hockey as a hobby. > > > > Lifelong sports fan, > > Ruth > > ----- Original Message ----- > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 12:58 PM > > > > > > Well, I'm trying to get her to like hockey...that's a good hobby, right? > > > > Jim > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Jim Hawkins > > Oracle Database Administrator > > Data Management Center of Expertise > > > > Pharmacia Corporation > > 800 North Lindbergh Blvd. > > St. Louis, Missouri 63167 > > (314) 694-4417 > > > > james.w.hawkins@pharmacia.com > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 10:43 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > Jim, > > > > for the life of me, I can't see the issue here. sounds like your wife > > needs > > a hobby. > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 11:01 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > Lisa, > > > > I, for one, hold you in the highest esteem and wish you would talk some > > sense into my wife. My typical Sunday during Rams home games goes > > something > > like this: > > > > 6AM - Coffee, breakfast, read the Sports section for today's matchup. > > 8:30AM - Meet at my house and depart for TWA Dome. > > 9:00AM - 11:50AM - Beer, brats, cigars, music in front of the Dome. > > Noon - 3:15PM - Watch "The Greatest Show on Earth" beat up on defenses. > > 3:16PM - Head home for the rest of the 3:00PM games on DirecTV Sunday > > Ticket. > > Note: I have the ability to watch all three games at once using a > > well-developed channel-flipping technique. > > 6:00PM - Dinner, sober up - get ready for Sunday Night game on ESPN. > > 7:00PM - 10:00PM - Watch whoever's playing, more beer. > > 10:01PM - Pass out. > > > > My wife just doesn't get it... > > > > Jim > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Jim Hawkins > > Oracle Database Administrator > > Data Management Center of Expertise > > > > Pharmacia Corporation > > 800 North Lindbergh Blvd. > > St. Louis, Missouri 63167 > > (314) 694-4417 > > > > james.w.hawkins@pharmacia.com > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 8:27 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > > > BLECH! My second favorite team is Tampa (they are half ex-vikings) I > > dare > > say they will be better than the Vikings this year. > > > > Charge that $5 to my account. Sorry. > > > > The short story is: > > Grew up in MN... my whole family watched the Vikings... my grandfather was > > one of the announcers... I was going to Purple Crush games at 6 years old > > with my mother in the Met Stadium. I was (still am) a tomboy and there > > was > > no girls football or hockey back then. There. I said it. > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 9:01 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > I thought that she was soooo overwhelmed by the choices available > > that she decided to be an "outsider" and pick a team from snow-bird > > country > > so she would be accepted in Ft.Laud. > > > > After all she does have 3 Florida football teams to choose from. > > Very confusing and it can upset your pears, neighbors, and friends of you > > choose the wrong one. > > > > You can tell that she is not solid in her choice and committed by > > the unique, colorful, and subliminal signature? She is screaming for > > guidance and understanding. I offer to her that she support the BRONCO'S > > and > > I will have my daughter-in-law ( devout BRONCO fan) get with her and > > tailgate party to relieve the stress. > > > > ROR mª¿ªm > > > > > > > > -- > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > > > > -- > > Author: Ron Rogers > > INET: RROGERS@galottery.org > > > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > > to: ListGuru@fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > > > > > > > > -- > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > > -- > > Author: Ruth Gramolini > > INET: rgramolini@tax.state.vt.us > > > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > > to: ListGuru@fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). 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