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he's not bad on the eyes in and of himself... think Tim Everett Scott
>From: "Koivu, Lisa" <lisa.koivu_at_efairfield.com>
>Reply-To: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
>Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 09:11:45 -0800
>
>OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves or David Duchovny. If you are going to be
>my sidekick you better be easy on the eyes !
>
>Believe it or not a friend of mine cast me in his "movie" being shot next
>month - I am the bitchy bride who catches her fiancee cheating with another
>man, wallops him with a nasty hook and the next scene seconds later, I have
>taken out everyone in the bar and am the only one left standing. Now where
>do people get this idea that I am violent and bitchy ? :)
>
>Chris should be up for an award for this one !!
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:MohanR_at_STARS-SMI.com]
> > Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:51 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
> >
> > ROFL!!!!
> >
> > But, really....why do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really
> > must cut down on my delivery speed...<sigh>.....
> >
> > Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to
> > the middle world....turns out my power animal was a
> > squirrel.
> >
> > A friggin' squirrel.
> >
> > LoL....
> >
> > Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate....
> >
> > Ross
> >
> > p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliant....wow.....
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut.
> >
> > LOL
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Bowes,
> >
> > Chris" To: Multiple recipients of
> > list
> > ORACLE-L
> > <Chris.Bowes@ <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> >
> > kosa.com> cc:
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> > Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT
> > ORACLE-L
> > The Motion
> > root_at_fatcity. Picture
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> > 08/14/2001
> >
> > 10:47 AM
> >
> > Please
> >
> > respond to
> >
> > ORACLE-L
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> > UNCUT ORACLE-L
> >
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > --
> >
> >
> > Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated
>NC-17.
> >
> > Directed by Bruce.
> > Produced by Jared Still.
> >
> > Starring:
> >
> > Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and
>password
> > on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the
>system
> > and destroy data.
> >
> > /Clip
> > Lisa: "YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER!!!!", User:
> > "NOooooooooooooo!" Hack hack slice slice Lisa: "Now where's that
> > intern..."
> >
> > /Clip
> >
> > Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci)
> > /Clip
> > "Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you
>laugh?
> > Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle
> > bone's connected to the spinal cord...'"
> >
> > /Clip
> >
> > Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she
> > stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas.
> >
> > /Clip
> > Manager: "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g
> > worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license
> > fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you
> > looking
> > at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA
> > recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with
>the
> > steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from.
>We
> > can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have
>to
> > do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away.
> > Noooooooo." Stuff, cram, cram.
> >
> > /Clip
> >
> > Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge.
> > /Clip
> > "Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links."
> > /Clip
> >
> > Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another
> > developer for bad locking practices:
> > /Clip
> > "Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you
> > bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the
> > acid
> > baths with him..."
> >
> > /Clip
> >
> > Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie:
> > /Clip:
> > "HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot?
> > RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's
>a
> > concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one
>for
> > my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at
>3pm...
> > Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought
> > DBA's
> > did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace?
> > What's a table"
> >
> > /Clip
> >
> > Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa
> > and
> > lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen
>them
> > before.
> >
> > See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall.
> >
> > Sorry, folks, slow day...
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com
> > --
> > Author:
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-- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: carmichr_at_hotmail.com Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru_at_fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).Received on Tue Aug 14 2001 - 12:55:42 CDT
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