| Oracle FAQ | Your Portal to the Oracle Knowledge Grid | |
 |
 | |||
| Oracle FAQ | Your Portal to the Oracle Knowledge Grid | |
|
| |||
Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Thanks!...but....can I be John Cusack?
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>
I like
the whole hangdog, embittered but mostly confused post relationship luckless
ne'er do well thing.
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>
Yes!
Chris should get an award!
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Especially if he gets me that "rouge intern".
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>
<FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Whoooo-eeeee!
<FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----From: Koivu, Lisa
[mailto:lisa.koivu_at_efairfield.com]Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001
12:17 PMTo: 'MohanR_at_STARS-SMI.com';
'oracle-l_at_fatcity.com'Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The
Motion Picture
OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves
or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy
on the eyes !
Believe it or not a friend of mine
cast me in his "movie" being shot next month - I am the bitchy bride who
catches her fiancee cheating with another man, wallops him with a nasty hook
and the next scene seconds later, I have taken out everyone in the bar and am
the only one left standing. Now where do people get this idea that I am
violent and bitchy ? :)
Chris should be up for an award for
this one !!
-----Original Message----- <FONT
face=Arial size=1>From: <FONT face=Arial
size=1>Mohan, Ross [SMTP:MohanR_at_STARS-SMI.com] <FONT
face=Arial size=1>Sent: <FONT face=Arial
size=1>Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:51 AM <FONT face=Arial
size=1>To: <FONT face=Arial
size=1>Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <FONT face=Arial
size=1>Subject: <FONT
face=Arial size=1>RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
ROFL!!!!
size=2>
size=2>
face=Arial size=2>ORACLE-L <FONT
face=Arial
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
com
<FONT face=Arial
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
size=2>
ORACLE-L
UNCUT ORACLE-L <FONT face=Arial
size=2>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming to theaters near you.
Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17.
Directed by Bruce. <FONT face=Arial
size=2>Produced by Jared Still.
Starring:
Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user
who left his userid and password on a
post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system
and destroy data.
/Clip Lisa:
"YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER!!!!", User:
"NOooooooooooooo!" Hack hack slice
slice Lisa: "Now where's that <FONT face=Arial
size=2>intern..."
/Clip
Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe
Pesci) /Clip <FONT face=Arial
size=2>"Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she
make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks
like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle <FONT
face=Arial size=2>bone's connected to the spinal cord...'"
/Clip
Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager
destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair
down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas.
/Clip <FONT face=Arial
size=2>Manager: "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate
that 450g worth of data and save a lot of
money in training, dba costs and license <FONT face=Arial
size=2>fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are
you looking at me like that? No,
now put down that chair that could be an OHSA <FONT face=Arial
size=2>recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already
had brunch with the steering
committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from.
We can do this right? I figure 450
g isn't that much is it? All we have to <FONT face=Arial
size=2>do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back
away. Noooooooo." Stuff, cram,
cram.
/Clip
Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite
knowledge. /Clip <FONT
face=Arial size=2>"Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these
links." /Clip
Director Jared Still, in a special
appearance. He dispatches another <FONT face=Arial
size=2>developer for bad locking practices: <FONT face=Arial
size=2>/Clip "Six table locks? For
a three table select? I asked for code and you <FONT
face=Arial size=2>bring me this. What have I done to deserve this
disrespect. To the acid <FONT face=Arial
size=2>baths with him..."
/Clip
Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused
rookie: /Clip: <FONT
face=Arial size=2>"HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't
think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's
an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's
a concept? That's nice, but what is
a database? I've got to build one for <FONT face=Arial
size=2>my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is
at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to
build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's <FONT
face=Arial size=2>did nothing but get in the way of us developers...
What's a tablespace? What's a
table"
/Clip
Other special appearances by Steve Adams,
Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of
others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen
them before.
See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming
this fall.
Sorry, folks, slow day...
 |
 |