From stellr@stell.cns.vt.edu Tue, 14 Aug 2001 08:44:19 -0700 From: Ray Stell Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 08:44:19 -0700 Subject: Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Have you seen "Momento"? Really cool film. Better mind games than oracle. A little coarse for me, but really cool anyway, two thumbs up. On Tue, Aug 14, 2001 at 07:10:22AM -0800, tday6@csc.com wrote: > The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. > > LOL > > > > > > "Bowes, > > Chris" To: Multiple recipients of list >ORACLE-L > > > kosa.com> cc: > > Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The >Motion > root@fatcity. Picture > > com > > > > > > 08/14/2001 > > 10:47 AM > > Please > > respond to > > ORACLE-L > > > > > > > > > > > > UNCUT ORACLE-L > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > Coming to theaters near you.   Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. > > Directed by Bruce. > Produced by Jared Still. > > Starring: > > Lisa Koivu.  Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password > on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system > and destroy data. > > /Clip > Lisa: "YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER!!!!",  User: > "NOooooooooooooo!"  Hack hack slice slice  Lisa: "Now where's that > intern..." > > /Clip > > Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) > /Clip > "Nice Cutting Lisa.  So l-user, is it funny now?  Does she make you laugh? > Like a clown?  Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song.  'The ankle > bone's connected to the spinal cord...'" > > /Clip > > Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she > stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. > > /Clip > Manager:  "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g > worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license > fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets?  Why are you looking > at me like that?  No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA > recordable.  Open Wide?  Oh, you silly.  I've already had brunch with the > steering committee.  That's where this excellent excel idea came from.  We > can do this right?  I figure 450 g isn't that much is it?  All we have to > do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and...  No, back away. > Noooooooo."  Stuff, cram, cram. > > /Clip > > Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. > /Clip > "Grasshopper.  You will find all you need at these links." > /Clip > > Director Jared Still, in a special appearance.  He dispatches another > developer for bad locking practices: > /Clip > "Six table locks?  For a three table select?  I asked for code and you > bring me this.  What have I done to deserve this disrespect.    To the acid > baths with him..." > > /Clip > > Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: > /Clip: > "HELP!...  Am I an idiot?  Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? > RTFM? What's an RTFM?  Read the what?  What's a concepts manual.  What's a > concept?  That's nice, but what is a database?  I've got to build one for > my boss today.  I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... > Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base?  But I thought DBA's > did nothing but get in the way of us developers...  What's a tablespace? > What's a table" > > /Clip > > Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and > lots of others from the Oracle-L.  See them all as you've never seen them > before. > > See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version.  Coming this fall. > > Sorry, folks, slow day... > > > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: > INET: tday6@csc.com > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: ListGuru@fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). 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