RE: OT Dorothy Parker :)

ROFL!!! G*damn, the best laugh all day!

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Sent: Thursday, August 09, 2001 4:15 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

I would like to apologise to anyone that was offended by the topic.

I would also would like to apologise to anyone that was offended by the above apology.

I would also like to apologise to anyone that might have been offended by the implication that males can't be wh*res.

I would also would like to apologise to anyone that was offended by the above apology.

I would also would like to apologise to anyone that was offended by all these apologies.

| From: "Ruth Gramolini" <rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us>
| Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2001 09:32:49 -0400
| Subject: Re: computer history stories - Now: Age discrimination?
|
|Now we are getting a bit sexist...better watch it or I'll tell your
|Mothers
|and/or Wives.
|
|RBG
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|To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
|Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2001 10:02 AM
|
|
|> Eric,
|>
|> When challenged (at a party), to use to word
|> 'horticulture' correctly in a sentence,
|> Dorethy Parker immediately replied'
|>
|> "You can lead a horticulture, but
|> you can't make her think"
|>
|> >
|> > didn't some famous person such as Mae West say
|> > "you can lead a horse to water,
|> > but not a horticulture." ???

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