From StephenAndert@firsthealth.com Wed, 01 Aug 2001 09:56:58 -0700 From: "Stephen Andert" Date: Wed, 01 Aug 2001 09:56:58 -0700 Subject: RE: (Fwd) Oracle8i Database Administration Boot camp Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Rachel,   I did that when I worked at a bank where smokers took 2 10-15 minute breaks in the am and at least 2 in the pm.  I went out with a buddy.  One day my mgr walked in and said "Steve, I didn't know you smoked.  What are you doing out here?" I said I was taking my second-hand smoke break since that was the only way to get away from my desk sometimes.  It worked.   Stephen Andert>>> carmichr@hotmail.com 07/31/01 10:10PM >>>there are times I regret giving up smoking -- I want the cigarette breaks.I wonder if I can get away with a non-smoking  break.... hm.....>From: Kimberly Smith >Reply-To: ORACLE-L@fatcity.com>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L >Subject: RE: (Fwd) Oracle8i  Database Administration Boot camp>Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 14:26:18 -0800>>I go as often as possible.  Gets me away from my desk.>>-----Original Message----->Sent: Tuesday, July 31, 2001 1:42 PM>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L>>>DBAs don't go to the bathroom. We're above that kind of thing. BARKEEP!>Get me another cold one!>>--- April Wells wrote:> > You HAVE to add another 30 seconds for bathroom break from the beer...> > maybe> > said lunch hour... meant lunch min (1 min 7.395 seconds)???> >> > -----Original Message-----> > Sent: Tuesday, July 31, 2001 2:31 PM> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L> >> >> > http://wearables.stanford.edu/> > -> >> > the campus *does* have a 40 foot high training wall and rope> > suspension tower complex built by the ROTC, so when they> > say "boot camp", maybe they really mean it?> >> > btw, what dbas take one hour to eat? i thought it only takes,> > on average, 37.395 seconds for a typical dba to swallow a> > jumbo pack of M&Ms and drink a beer (add one second to that> > if the dba is doing a hotbackup of OPS during the "lunch break").> >> > ------------------------------> >> >  From: "Page, Bruce" > >  Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2001 16:26:00 -0400> >  Subject: RE: (Fwd) Oracle8i  Database Administration Boot camp> > [small/Sacr> >> > > A USB port connection wired straight to earphones and special eye> > > wear.> >> > >> I would be curious how one can obtain to be "amoung the best"> > >> after a single> > >> 7.5 hour course which I assume has an 1 hour lunch when most> > >> training does> > >> similar in about 80-180 hours.> >> >> > ------------------------------> >> > --> > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com> > --> > Author: Eric D. 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