Wildly OT. Made me laugh.

For
the UNIX people out there

<A
name="Unix csh/sh commands">Unix csh/sh commands:
% cat "food in cans"cat: can't open food in
cans
% nice man womanNo manual entry for

woman.
% rm Godrm: God nonexistent
% ar t Godar: God does not exist
% ar r Godar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's

incompetence?Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier
failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
would I have?Too many ('s.
% make loveMake: Don't know how to make love.
Stop.
% sleep with mebad character
% got a light?No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?man:: Too many
arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?Bad

substitute.
% %blow%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */$
PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which senseno sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot openopener: not found

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