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Hey, i resemble that remark, damn, i wasnt supposed to tell anyone i was certified.
I'm going to indulge in hostess snack cakes as a punishment.
joe
"Mohan, Ross" wrote:
>
> Alex,
>
> The answer to your question is: get several certifications
> and become a consultant! <grin, duck, and run like hell>
>
> Ross
>
> p.s. anyone certified (or certifiable) who is deeply
> wounded by this senseless attack is encouraged to contact
> me offlist, where I will supply a heartfelt apology, a few
> hugs, and an autographed picture of my Hannibal Lecter in
> a speedo with a ponytail impersonation.
>
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