RE: Fire your DBA

From: Dave Morgan <dave.morgan_at_cybersurf.net>
Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 11:37:34 -0700
Message-ID: <F001.00318259.20010601100037@fatcity.com>

I love it when Larry says your dba will have nothing todo. It means I will get another exorbitant pay raise within two years.

Oracle 5/6 Dave gets paid duhveloper wages

Oracle 7 Ugly conversion, Dave gets 20% increase

Oracle 8        Everyone and their mother installs Oracle, demand for
                Dave's services to rescue them jumps 20% so does Dave's
                paycheque.

Oracle 9        OPS on filesystems, sounds like everyone's little sister
                will install OPS, hmm, I wonder if I can get more than 20%
                this time.

The easier Larry makes it to install Oracle the better off we as Oracle DBA's
are.

IMHO
Dave

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