RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP

Are you stupid?

Scott Shafer
San Antonio, TX
210-581-6217

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:MohanR_at_stars-smi.com]
> Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
>
> Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo
> Impersonation?
>
> || -----Original Message-----
> || From: jhawkins_at_primary.net [mailto:jhawkins_at_primary.net]
> || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM
> || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
> ||
> ||
> || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will
> || not budge on the
> || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and
> || violence. Besides,
> || this is supposed to be Utopia!
> ||
> || > I disagree with the restriction of no users. After all,
> || what better
> || dietary
> || > plan than "all the users you can catch, kill, and eat!"
> || Otherwise, I'm
> || in.
> || > I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even
> || be dry with the
> || > hardtop on the bed...
> || >
> || > Scott Shafer
> || > San Antonio, TX
> || > 210-581-6217
> || >
> || > > -----Original Message-----
> || > > From: jhawkins_at_primary.net [SMTP:jhawkins_at_primary.net]
> || > > Sent: Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM
> || > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || > > Subject: RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
> || > >
> || > > That sounds great! So far it's me, you, and Kevin. I
> || think the three
> || of
> || > > us can take the island. I drive a Land Rover, so I'll
> || bring it. Once
> || we
> || > > have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals
> || assimilated, we can
> || > > send
> || > > for our families. I like the idea of naming the natives with
> || keywords. I
> || > >
> || > > guess for the really important ones, we can use the background
> || > > processes..."Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here?
> || No PMON, we
> || don't
> || > > eat grub worms..."
> || > >
> || > > Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a
> || Canuck brother that
> || can
> || > >
> || > > assist with the beer brewing? We may need him on the
> || operation as
> || well.
> || > > I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary
> || fermenter as we
> || > > speak. Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must
> || organize the locals
> || to
> || > >
> || > > set up the brewery. Instead of a monetary society, all
> || transactions
> || shall
> || > >
> || > > be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place!
> || > >
> || > > Jim
> || > >
> || > > > LoL!! I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban
> || > > > Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600.
> || > > > Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we
> || > > > can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals.
> || > > >
> || > > > Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword from the Oracle
> || > > > reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them when they
> || > > > unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion.
> || > >
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