From kevin@dulcian.com Tue, 08 May 2001 11:37:34 -0700 From: "Kevin Kostyszyn" Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 11:37:34 -0700 Subject: RE: OT: Off Topic - Blah, Blah, Blah... Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Pipe down Haskins!! -----Original Message----- Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 3:00 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L It's not just you, there are more off topic posts. Oracle-L also has a much higher percentage of people that actually know what they're doing, and aren't afraid to read the manual. Jared On Tuesday 08 May 2001 11:06, Ed.Haskins@VerizonWireless.com wrote: > As I type, I'm guilty of committing what I'm about to rant about... > > It's not much of a "rant", but... > > I, like many on this list (ORACLE-L), subscribe and participate in both > this and the Lazy-DBA list. Is it just me, or does this list (ORACLE-L) > have way more Off Topic posts?? I don't mean Off Topic as in: "UNIX vs. > NT" or "Should I learn Java or C# to enhance my skills?", but > rather...well, I think you know what I mean. I'm not necessarily > complaining, just making an observation!! > > Ed Haskins > Oracle DBA > Verizon Wireless > > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 1:26 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > I have been informed privately that some may find this remark offensive, > perhaps even deeply so. > > For those people: "Sorry!, that wasn't my intent." > > || -----Original Message----- > || From: Mohan, Ross [mailto:MohanR@stars-smi.com] > || Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 12:23 PM > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > || Subject: OT RE: Taking your time when a crisis occurs > || > || > || Barbie doesn't talk when he takes her > || clothes off. > || > || || -----Original Message----- > || || From: David A. Barbour [mailto:dbarbour@nucentrix.net] > || || Sent: Monday, May 07, 2001 10:35 PM > || || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > || || Subject: Re: Taking your time when a crisis occurs > || || > || || > || || Eric, > || || > || || What's with you and Barbie? > || || > || || David A. Barbour > || || > || || "Eric D. Pierce" wrote: > || || > RE: Taking your time when a crisis occurs > || || > > || || > ----- > || || > > || || > http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN2/B00004SU3E > || || > > || || > Barbie as Glinda from The Wizard of Oz > || || > > || || > > || || > Our Price: $19.99 > || || > Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours. > || || > > || || > Manufacturer's age: 3 years and up > || || > Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. > || || > Shipping weight: 0.7 pounds. > || || > Note: Giftwrapping not available for this item. > || || > Packaging: This item may be delivered in the > || || > || || manufacturer's original > || || > || || > packaging, which could reveal the contents of the box. > || || > ASIN: B00004SU3E > || || > > || || > >From Toysrus.com & Amazon.com > || || > > || || > Editorial Review > || || > > || || > "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" A good witch, of > || > || course--and > || > || || > pretty as well! Dressed as Glinda, the good witch of > || > || the North from > || > || || > the beloved book and movie The Wizard of Oz, Barbie is > || > || welcomed to > || > || || > Munchkinland. She has long, curly strawberry-blonde hair > || || > || || topped by a > || || > || || > tall lavender-pink crown, and she's wearing a sparkling > || > || pink satin > || > || || > ball gown ornamented with silver stars and butterflies. > || || > || || She also has > || || > || || > on a silver braided belt. Her outfit is completed with > || || > || || pink heels and > || || > || || > a long, lavender magic wand that fits in her hand. Raise > || || > || || her arm (or > || || > || || > press the button on her back), and you'll hear the > || > || wand's magical > || > || || > "brrinnng!" sound or Glinda's voice saying, "Tap your > || || > || || heels together > || || > || || > three times." Sound effects are produced by three > || > || included button > || > || || > cell batteries, which can be replaced. Say it again, > || || > || || Glinda, just so > || || > || || > we'll never forget: "There's no place like home." > || > || --Marcie Bovetz > || > || || > Safety Information > || || > Choking hazard: Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. > || || > > || || > ----- > || || > > || || > On 7 May 2001, at 10:21, Marianne Brooks wrote: > || || > > Hmm, shaved head, why didn't I think of that? I would > || || > || || imagine a woman with > || || > || || > > a shaved head might be as effective...add a tatoo, some > || || > || || leather pants and a > || || > || || > > scowl and I've got a new me! :-) > || || > > || || > ... > || || > > || || > -- > || || > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > || || > -- > || || > Author: Eric D. Pierce > || || > INET: PierceED@csus.edu > || || > > || || > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: > || > || (858) 538-5051 > || > || || > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / > || || > || || Mailing Lists > || > || -------------------------------------------------------------------- > || > || || > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an > || > || E-Mail message > || > || || > to: ListGuru@fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of > || > || 'ListGuru') and in > || > || || > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > || || > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed > || > || from). You may > || > || || > also send the HELP command for other information (like > || || > || || subscribing). > || || -- > || || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > || || -- > || || Author: David A. 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