Humor

Ya know, I never actually banned humor on this list.

It was just getting out of hand, people were getting offended, others were getting offensive, etc.., so I kinda made it *seem* like it was banned.

That said, I've gotta share this bit about damagers I lifted from the Dilbert Newsletter.

Oh, and please don't start flooding the list with jokes.

Jared ( I am *not* a hypocrite :)

> My boss had recently learned how to use spreadsheet software. He
> proudly called me into his office to show me a new trick he'd
> learned. At one point during his demonstration he was moving his
> mouse toward himself and it reached the edge of his desk. I watched
> in amazement as he deftly rolled his mouse around the edge of the
> desk and underneath.
>
> I stifled my giggling and politely said, "You know, you don't need
> to do that with the mouse." Whereupon he took offense and said, "I
> know. I usually grab a book and put it next to the desk and roll
> the mouse onto it, but I just can't reach my books right now." I
> said, "Yeah, that's what I do," and excused myself before I broke a
> rib trying not to laugh.
>

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