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I don't care if it breaks the rules, I love it!
>From: Dave Morgan <dmorgan_at_bartertrust.com>
>Reply-To: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Subject: Off topic, humour, flagrant breach of the rules
>Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 07:45:56 -0800
>
>This should make it through GE's filters but ..
>
>I think they have it backwards though. Shouldn't it be
>"something to protect the software from Matt" rather than
>"software to protect Matt from something"
>
>My apologies Jared, but it's only one rule. I usually break
>them 4 or 5 at a time.
>
>Announcing a new musical with music by The Travelling DBA's !!!
>
>A one act musical on UNIX, NT/2000 clients are advised
>to reboot after each song and apply all new Microsoft patches.
>
>Curtain rises ....
>
>A DBA's spouse wanders down to the basement where his or her partner
>has been tele-commuting for the past little while and breaks into
>a song by George Thoroughgood.
>
> Get a haircut and get a real job,
> clean your act up and don't be a slob
> Get it together like your LITTLE brother bob,
> why don't you get a haircut and get a real job
>
>Next we join our intrepid hero(ine) in SILICON VALLEY!!!
>
> Working 5(am) to 9(pm), what a way to make a living
> barely catching by, it's all taking and no giving
> they just use your mind, then they never give you credit
>
>Enter stage right, the NEW BOSS! Best portrayed by a young person
>with no experience who has one of the following certificates,
>MSCE or OCP. (Cisco certified techies are ineligible for this role)
>
> With apologies to AC/DC
>
> Walk this way
> Talk this way
> DBA this way
> Administer this way.
>
>Cut to our hero(ine) who appears to have many more grey hairs
>(and wrinkles) laughing hysterically just before you hear the
>wonderful music of Johhny Paycheck!
>
> Take this job and shove it
> I ain't working here no more
> My CLIENTS left and took all the reasons I was working for
> You better not try to stand in my way
> When I'm walking out the door
> Take this job and shove it
> I ain't working here no more
>
>Fade to a chorus of sysadmins, network admins, and data entry clerks
>crooning to the tune of You've Lost That Lovin Feeling
>
> You've lost that Dee Bee Aaa
> Whoa, that Dee Bee Aaa
> You've lost that Dee Bee Aaa
> Now it's gone, gone, gone, woah
>
>Final shot
>
>Our hero, once again in the basement with the loving spouse
>leaning over his/her shoulder whispering "I'm so glad you're
>back to stay"
>
>Curtain falls .....
>
>
>Thanks to all who have helped me at this job. I will rely on
>you at my next one :) (In Calgary, at one of Canada's largest ISP's)
>
>Jared, I'll be good from now on, I promise.
>
>After Friday I will be reachable at dvmrgn_at_telusplanet.net.
>
>Dave
>--
>Dave Morgan
>Senior Database Administrator
>Internet Barter Inc.
>www.bartertrust.com
>408-910-4183
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>Author: Dave Morgan
> INET: dmorgan_at_bartertrust.com
>
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