Re: OT: Life in New England

But did anyone ever accuse you of being in your right mind?

Terry

dgoulet_at_vicr.com wrote:

> Since a bunch of us in the Northeast had a real review of our recovery plans
> yesterday, like we actually had to follow them, I thought that the following
> might provide a little comic relief for the remainder of the week.
>
> Dick Goulet
> BTW: I live in New Hampshire!
>
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> Ah... life in NH
>
> Dear Diary: Aug. 1
> Moved to our new home in New Hampshire. It is so beautiful here. The
> country is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow.
> I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> OCT. 14
> New Hampshire is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning
> all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a
> ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
> are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I
> LOVE IT HERE.
>
> NOV. 11
> Dear season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such
> an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will
> snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> DEC. 2
> It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It
> looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and
> shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the
> snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
> place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> DEC. 12
> More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that
> rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
>
> DEC. 19
> Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work
> on time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F_at_cking snowplow!
>
> DEC. 22
> More of that white %$#^ fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands
> from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits
> until I'm done shoveling. That buthole!
>
> DEC. 25
> "White Christmas" my busted *&^. Mother F_at_cking snow. If I ever get my
> hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow. I swear I will
> castrate the dumb b_at_st@rd. Don't know why they don't use more salt on
> this f_at_cking ice.
>
> DEC. 28
> More of the same ^%$# last night. Been inside since Christmas Day
> except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is
> buried in a mountain of white. The weatherman says expect another
> 10 inches tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow
> 10 inches is?
>
> Jan. 1
> Happy F_at_cking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (again). We got
> 34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July.
> The snowplow got stuck down the road and sh^% for brains had the balls to come
> to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already,
> shoveling out what he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his
> head.
>
> Jan. 4
> Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on
> the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit it. Did about
> $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
>
> May 3
> Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is
> rotting away from all the salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really
> looks like a piece of sh&^.
>
> May 10
> Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would
> want to live in the God forsaken State of New Hampshire.
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