Message-Id: <10703.123913@fatcity.com> From: "arun" Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 08:56:19 -0500 Subject: Re: OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCP This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0022_01C0602B.90B11B00 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCPI am already facing thats probs ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Satar Naghshineh=20 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L=20 Sent: Wednesday, December 06, 2000 3:34 PM Subject: OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCP haha Don't forget the pages/calls from your spouse (if you're still = married) wondering when you're coming home.=20 Regards, Satar=20 -----Original Message-----=20 From: Jeffery Stevenson [SMTP:jeff@mpv.com]=20 Sent: Wednesday, December 06, 2000 8:14 PM=20 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L=20 Subject: RE: FreeOCP=20 What we need is a DBA simulator...a virtual reality cubicle where = you are=20 constantly berated and harassed by AI managers and developers while = you are=20 trying to fix their problems via your virtual workstation. To add = realism,=20 we could make it a 3-5 day simulation where it has one of the = virtual=20 managers call you at 3 in the morning jumping up and down screaming, = "The=20 database is broke! The database is broke!" Of course, the = programmer,=20 system and network AIs will randomly spread the blame between the = database=20 and the others...and after determining that it isn't a database = problem,=20 they'll insist that you stay up and "watch the database and give = them a full=20 report"--just to be sure. It could have the dual purpose of better = testing=20 the extent of someone's capabilities and scaring away the meek all = in one=20 fell swoop. :)=20 Jeffery Stevenson=20 Chief Databeast Tamer=20 Medical Present Value, Inc.=20 Austin, TX=20 ------=_NextPart_000_0022_01C0602B.90B11B00 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable OFFTOPIC: DBA simulator RE: FreeOCP
I am already facing thats = probs
----- Original Message -----
From:=20 Satar = Naghshineh=20
To: Multiple recipients of list = ORACLE-L=20
Sent: Wednesday, December 06, = 2000 3:34=20 PM
Subject: OFFTOPIC: DBA = simulator RE:=20 FreeOCP

haha  Don't forget = the=20 pages/calls from your spouse (if you're still married) wondering when = you're=20 coming home.

Regards,
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    -----Original Message----- =
    From:   Jeffery Stevenson [SMTP:jeff@mpv.com]
    Sent:   Wednesday,=20 December 06, 2000 8:14 PM
    To:     Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
    Subject:        = RE: FreeOCP

      What we need is a DBA = simulator...a=20 virtual reality cubicle where you are
    constantly berated and harassed by AI managers and = developers while=20 you are
    trying to fix their = problems via=20 your virtual workstation.  To add realism,
    we could make it a 3-5 day simulation where it has one of = the=20 virtual
    managers call you at = 3 in the=20 morning jumping up and down screaming, "The
    database is broke!  The database is broke!"  Of = course,=20 the  programmer,
    system = and network=20 AIs will randomly spread the blame between the database =
    and the others...and after determining that it = isn't a=20 database problem,
    they'll = insist that you=20 stay up and "watch the database and give them a full =
    report"--just to be sure.  It could have = the dual=20 purpose of better testing
    the = extent of=20 someone's capabilities and scaring away the meek all in one =
    fell swoop.  :)

    Jeffery Stevenson
    Chief Databeast Tamer
    Medical=20 Present Value, Inc.
    Austin, =